Hello, I see you have stumbled upon one shit blog. I would advise you to turn back now before things get gay.

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a diva is a female version of a hustler

judusart:

starfleetrambo:

I’m sorry I don’t talk a lot. ._. 

^^

mookie000:

haru giving the stink face

attack-on-alpaca:

Swerve hoe

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

ask-lunaria:

funniestpicturesdaily:

yup, every time

me

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.